WHO INVENTED SHAVING YOUR HOO HAW? WORST DECISION EVER MADE.
and NO it wasn't my first time, but SOMEHOW I am SO itchy and bumpy and sore I feel like I was tortured.
Someone may have been on a "Well Im single now douchebags, so Im not shaving for ANYONE" and may have just neglected the lady for like...say...a really long time...maybe months. and months.
So all of a sudden I noticed yesterday that DAMN things are a little cra cra down under.
However.
Shaving.
Was a HORRIBLE idea.
For some reason, THIS time she is ANGRY about it.
So now we're in a fight and to get back at her I might just need to get vajazzled. That'll show her.
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